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#1 Off Topic Discussion » Peace » Yesterday 04:21:14

Raphe9000
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Altijd is Kortjakje ziek,
Midden in de week, maar zondag niet.
Zondag gaat zij naar de kerk,
met een boek vol zilverwerk,
Altijd is Kortjakje ziek,
Midden in de week, maar zondag niet.

Wake up. P̧̛̛̫̰̹̪̖̿̔̓́́̋̒́͛͐͌͝e̴̘͖̓͋̒̔͆̎̋̋̏͌̎͘͘a̖͗͂͌̔̀̆̌̓͂ç̶͇͓̳̠͖̠̤̖̯̲̣͖͛̓͊͊͛͐̊̏͗͐̐͘̚e̛͇͓̲̯͈͚̱̻̝̮͂̊͒̔̓̍̿͒̀͜͠͝!̖̣̦̦̝̘̖̜͖̼̞͑͋̄̍ ̥̥͖͔̱̇̐͗̑͂͊W̴̭͛Ą̶̢̡̨͇͍̬͓͕̪̻̋́͜K̢̨̻̞̯̥̫͈̟̞̫̐͛̇͜Ę̧̡̺̳̪͔̍͗̽̅͋̒̋́̓͝͝ ̵̟̼̾̄̈́̿̔́̌͗U̵̧͙̖̖̝͙͙̠͈̙͙̤͋̍̍͊P̩̦̼̞͓͍̱̱͖̖̮̠͂̎̓͗͌̊̎̽̅̇̌͆̇̚͝!̴̨̛̺̦̹̥̎̂͌͗̃̐͛̏͠                                        P̧̛̛̫̰̹̪̖̿̔̓́́̋̒́͛͐͌͝e̴̘͖̓͋̒̔͆̎̋̋̏͌̎͘͘a̖͗͂͌̔̀̆̌̓͂ç̶͇͓̳̠͖̠̤̖̯̲̣͖͛̓͊͊͛͐̊̏͗͐̐͘̚e̛͇͓̲̯͈͚̱̻̝̮͂̊͒̔̓̍̿͒̀͜͠͝!̖̣̦̦̝̘̖̜͖̼̞͑͋̄̍ ̥̥͖͔̱̇̐͗̑͂͊W̴̭͛Ą̶̢̡̨͇͍̬͓͕̪̻̋́͜K̢̨̻̞̯̥̫͈̟̞̫̐͛̇͜Ę̧̡̺̳̪͔̍͗̽̅͋̒̋́̓͝͝ ̵̟̼̾̄̈́̿̔́̌͗U̵̧͙̖̖̝͙͙̠͈̙͙̤͋̍̍͊P̩̦̼̞͓͍̱̱͖̖̮̠͂̎̓͗͌̊̎̽̅̇̌͆̇̚͝!̴̨̛̺̦̹̥̎̂͌͗̃̐͛̏͠
Coma is in de geneeskunde een staat van diepe bewusteloosheid waarbij de persoon de ogen niet opent op aanspreken, geen opdrachten uitvoert en geen verbale reacties geeft.
Wake up.
𝙳𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚠𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚣𝚒𝚓𝚗𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚒𝚓 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚊 𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚗𝚘𝚐 𝚊𝚏 𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚊𝚕𝚍𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚙 𝚙𝚒𝚓𝚗𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚔𝚔𝚎𝚕𝚜. 𝙳𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚞𝚣𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚙 𝚍𝚎 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚐𝚘𝚠-𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚓 𝚍𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚎̈𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚙 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚝: 𝙴𝚢𝚎 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎 (𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚟𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚗), 𝙼𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎 (𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚎) 𝚎𝚗 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎 (𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚊𝚔). 𝙳𝚎 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚐𝚘𝚠-𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚠𝚎𝚕 𝙴𝙼𝚅-𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚎𝚖𝚍.
Wake up.
Mogelijke oorzaken zijn onder andere: vergiftiging (door drugs, alcohol of giffen), stofwisselingsproblemen (hypoglykemie, hyperglykemie, ketoacidose, enzovoort), ziekten van het centraal zenuwstelsel, CVA (beroerte/hersenbloeding), hersenletsel (hersenschudding), hartinfarct, hypothermie en zuurstoftekort. De stofwisselingsproblemen zijn de meest voorkomende oorzaak van coma.

Wake up.                               P̧̛̛̫̰̹̪̖̿̔̓́́̋̒́͛͐͌͝e̴̘͖̓͋̒̔͆̎̋̋̏͌̎͘͘a̖͗͂͌̔̀̆̌̓͂ç̶͇͓̳̠͖̠̤̖̯̲̣͖͛̓͊͊͛͐̊̏͗͐̐͘̚e̛͇͓̲̯͈͚̱̻̝̮͂̊͒̔̓̍̿͒̀͜͠͝!̖̣̦̦̝̘̖̜͖̼̞͑͋̄̍ ̥̥͖͔̱̇̐͗̑͂͊W̴̭͛Ą̶̢̡̨͇͍̬͓͕̪̻̋́͜K̢̨̻̞̯̥̫͈̟̞̫̐͛̇͜Ę̧̡̺̳̪͔̍͗̽̅͋̒̋́̓͝͝ ̵̟̼̾̄̈́̿̔́̌͗U̵̧͙̖̖̝͙͙̠͈̙͙̤͋̍̍͊P̩̦̼̞͓͍̱̱͖̖̮̠͂̎̓͗͌̊̎̽̅̇̌͆̇̚͝!̴̨̛̺̦̹̥̎̂͌͗̃̐͛̏͠
Peace, honey, are you okay? You've been asleep for a while now. You're at the doctor, and we want you to feel better. Please wake up peace. It is okay. I love you.
Wake up.
Tijdelijk coma wordt soms kunstmatig opgewekt (met medicijnen) om zwelling van de hersenen tegen te gaan.
Wake up.                                                                                                                            P̧̛̛̫̰̹̪̖̿̔̓́́̋̒́͛͐͌͝e̴̘͖̓͋̒̔͆̎̋̋̏͌̎͘͘a̖͗͂͌̔̀̆̌̓͂ç̶͇͓̳̠͖̠̤̖̯̲̣͖͛̓͊͊͛͐̊̏͗͐̐͘̚e̛͇͓̲̯͈͚̱̻̝̮͂̊͒̔̓̍̿͒̀͜͠͝!̖̣̦̦̝̘̖̜͖̼̞͑͋̄̍ ̥̥͖͔̱̇̐͗̑͂͊W̴̭͛Ą̶̢̡̨͇͍̬͓͕̪̻̋́͜K̢̨̻̞̯̥̫͈̟̞̫̐͛̇͜Ę̧̡̺̳̪͔̍͗̽̅͋̒̋́̓͝͝ ̵̟̼̾̄̈́̿̔́̌͗U̵̧͙̖̖̝͙͙̠͈̙͙̤͋̍̍͊P̩̦̼̞͓͍̱̱͖̖̮̠͂̎̓͗͌̊̎̽̅̇̌͆̇̚͝!̴̨̛̺̦̹̥̎̂͌͗̃̐͛̏͠
Als onderdeel van euthanasie zoals toegepast in Nederland wordt de patiënt met medicijnen in coma gebracht (‘medicamenteus geïnduceerd coma’) alvorens het daadwerkelijk dodelijke middel wordt toegediend.

Wake up.
ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕖❟ 𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪❟ 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕪? 𝕐𝕠𝕦❜𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕒𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕨. 𝕐𝕠𝕦❜𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣❟ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣. ℙ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕖. 𝕀𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕪. 𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦.

Wake up. P̧̛̛̫̰̹̪̖̿̔̓́́̋̒́͛͐͌͝e̴̘͖̓͋̒̔͆̎̋̋̏͌̎͘͘a̖͗͂͌̔̀̆̌̓͂ç̶͇͓̳̠͖̠̤̖̯̲̣͖͛̓͊͊͛͐̊̏͗͐̐͘̚e̛͇͓̲̯͈͚̱̻̝̮͂̊͒̔̓̍̿͒̀͜͠͝!̖̣̦̦̝̘̖̜͖̼̞͑͋̄̍ ̥̥͖͔̱̇̐͗̑͂͊W̴̭͛Ą̶̢̡̨͇͍̬͓͕̪̻̋́͜K̢̨̻̞̯̥̫͈̟̞̫̐͛̇͜Ę̧̡̺̳̪͔̍͗̽̅͋̒̋́̓͝͝ ̵̟̼̾̄̈́̿̔́̌͗U̵̧͙̖̖̝͙͙̠͈̙͙̤͋̍̍͊P̩̦̼̞͓͍̱̱͖̖̮̠͂̎̓͗͌̊̎̽̅̇̌͆̇̚͝!̴̨̛̺̦̹̥̎̂͌͗̃̐͛̏͠
Aʟs ʜᴇᴇʟ ᴅᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇʟᴅ ᴇᴇɴs ᴠᴀɴ sᴛᴏᴋᴠɪs ᴡᴀs...
Eɴ ᴇʟᴋᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴍ ᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀsᴛ.....
Eɴ ɪᴇᴅᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀs ᴠᴀɴ ᴢᴜɪᴠᴇʀ sᴄʜᴏᴇɴsᴍᴇᴇʀ......
Wᴀᴀʀᴍᴇᴇ ʟᴇsᴛ ᴍᴇɴ ᴅᴀɴ ᴅᴇ ᴅᴏʀsᴛ?
Dᴀᴛ ɪs ᴇᴇɴ ᴠʀᴀᴀɢ, ɢᴇᴀᴄʜᴛᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇɴ
Wᴀᴀʀᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴢᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴊᴀʀᴇɴ ʟᴀɴɢ
Zᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴘʀᴏғᴇsᴏʀᴇɴ
Gᴇᴋʀᴀʙᴛ ʜᴇʙʙᴇɴ ᴀᴄʜᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴇ ᴏʀᴇɴ.

Wake up. P̧̛̛̫̰̹̪̖̿̔̓́́̋̒́͛͐͌͝e̴̘͖̓͋̒̔͆̎̋̋̏͌̎͘͘a̖͗͂͌̔̀̆̌̓͂ç̶͇͓̳̠͖̠̤̖̯̲̣͖͛̓͊͊͛͐̊̏͗͐̐͘̚e̛͇͓̲̯͈͚̱̻̝̮͂̊͒̔̓̍̿͒̀͜͠͝!̖̣̦̦̝̘̖̜͖̼̞͑͋̄̍ ̥̥͖͔̱̇̐͗̑͂͊W̴̭͛Ą̶̢̡̨͇͍̬͓͕̪̻̋́͜K̢̨̻̞̯̥̫͈̟̞̫̐͛̇͜Ę̧̡̺̳̪͔̍͗̽̅͋̒̋́̓͝͝ ̵̟̼̾̄̈́̿̔́̌͗U̵̧͙̖̖̝͙͙̠͈̙͙̤͋̍̍͊P̩̦̼̞͓͍̱̱͖̖̮̠͂̎̓͗͌̊̎̽̅̇̌͆̇̚͝!̴̨̛̺̦̹̥̎̂͌͗̃̐͛̏͠
𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔢, 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔶, 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔬𝔨𝔞𝔶? 𝔜𝔬𝔲'𝔳𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔞𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔴. 𝔜𝔬𝔲'𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔩 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯. 𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔲𝔭 𝔭𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔢. ℑ𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔨𝔞𝔶. ℑ 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲.

#2 Re: Forum Discussion » suggestion: some basic images to use in your posts » 2020-02-18 20:52:45

Wow, I actually quite like this idea. Here's what I think some of them could look like:
<snip - emote spam>

#4 Re: Forum Discussion » Yeah no. » 2020-02-18 01:01:07

Crybaby wrote:

I'd have second thoughts about life if I put Everybody Edits forums on my resumé

But this is peace we're talking about...

#5 Re: Forum Discussion » Yeah no. » 2020-02-17 23:54:45

Imagine a future employer is researching Peace to see if he's as good at English as he says he is, and they just come across these posts about how no one can understand him.

#6 Re: Forum Discussion » Yeah no. » 2020-02-17 22:03:57

I'm sorry, I can't read that. Please try again.

#7 Re: Forum Discussion » Yeah no. » 2020-02-17 17:42:15

mutantdevle wrote:

Am I the only one that finds it funny when peace posts dumb **** like this?

I was laughing for a good 5 minutes when I saw peace's reply about cucumbers in Onjit's bean game thread.

I laughed too. Then I was mad that he did such a thing. Then I wanted him to delete it. Then I cried and questioned my existence. Then I finally came to accept it.

#10 Re: Forum Discussion » Yeah no. » 2020-02-17 17:01:35

This is me typing without carring and ads you can see the spelling is still better tan anything peace types. Therefore I think that it is less of him not caring and ,more of him being a beiong of pure chaos,a s my previos post suggestedl.

#11 Re: Forum Discussion » Yeah no. » 2020-02-17 16:57:42

peace wrote:

sooooooo its EAGLE TIME!!! //ee.failforums.me/img/smilies/big_smile WHOP WHOP WHOP MY EAGLE STYKE!! EEEEE EH EH EEEEEEE SEXY LADY WHOP WHOP WHOP MY EAGLE STYLE

I believe the above statement is worthy of a ban alone. And a crusade.

#12 Re: Forum Discussion » Ban the following Forumer from https://forums.everybodyedits.com/ » 2020-02-17 01:21:49

Over my many years here on the forums, I have had my fair share of encounters with Peace. I originally thought of him as an ignorant child, bound to mature in time. However, it is obvious at this point that this will never happen. I now firmly believe that peace is a being of pure chaos and the one who will ultimately bring about the end of the world. In fact, I have linked Peace to a specific prediction of the end of the world, Ragnarok.

For those unaware, Ragnarok is the belief that a series of disasters, both natural and manufactured, will bring about the end of the world and the death of the gods. Furthermore, only two humans will survive.

Now, you may be asking how I came to this conclusion, but don’t worry: it will all come to make sense. Let’s start out with the basics: Peace’s name is meant to mislead you. He claims to be not just a figure of peace but the concept itself. Obviously, only an entity of pure chaos would attempt to assume such a role, and Peace’s behavior furthers this notion. His blatant illiteracy and illegibility have made him a very contentious topic on these forums, and I suspect that this has been his plan the whole time. In Ragnarok, the monsters of the world try to bring chaos to an otherwise peaceful world by waging a great war with the gods which will destroy the world as we know it. Indeed, Peace is currently attempting this as we speak: he has been building his reputation on the forums, and he will soon wage war with the people here. This may seem like a micro-level event, but it goes much further.

In an attempt to cause unrest amongst the EE community, Peace has been orchestrating many events behind the scenes. This includes but is not limited to meddling with the following: elections, disease, and war. In case it isn’t obvious, all of these things destroy peace, the destruction of which being something Peace himself has proven to be his goal.

This still may not seem connected to Ragnarok, but hear me out: Peace uses a picture of himself as developer, formerly admin, for his profile picture. He obviously wants power, just like the monsters which wish to bring about this unsightly apocalypse.

Now I must address another goal of Peace’s. After Ragnarok, it is estimated that only two people will survive, a man and a woman. Over the years, Peace has been ridiculed for his chaotic ways and illegible speech, and he wishes to make it where the only survivors speak like him. Yes, Peace wishes to repopulate the earth with Nightmore. Now, the entire human race would speak like Peace, and he would truly be victorious.

If you wish to prevent this, I beg of you, please ban Peace from the forums.

#13 Re: Forum Games » Words Game » 2020-02-12 23:03:45

end this and post niger

#14 Re: Forum Games » Words Game » 2020-02-12 18:36:07

Eh, this is stupid. Time for phase 2.

Peace, this is an intervention. Your eagle habits have gotten out of hand. Please cease immediately; this is the end of the chain.

Only post Niger from now on.

#18 Re: Forum Games » Words Game » 2020-01-19 01:15:41

peace wrote:

sooooooo its EAGLE TIME!!! //ee.failforums.me/img/smilies/big_smile WHOP WHOP WHOP MY EAGLE STYKE!! EEEEE EH EH EEEEEEE SEXY LADY WHOP WHOP WHOP MY EAGLE STYLE

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I officially regret starting the eagle trend.

#19 Re: Off Topic Discussion » Off-Topic chat thread » 2020-01-18 15:03:23

peace wrote:

HELp an new mafia confirmed?

Mafia game signups on this forum have been halted indefinitely. We apologize for the inconvenience.

#20 Re: Forum Games » post something someone has said on the forums once and guess the other » 2020-01-11 18:01:49

https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … 65#p654565

He said it, and you can't deny it just because someone may have. If you actually read the rules (granted whoever wrote them did so very poorly), you'd see: "if youre sentence is guessed please be fair and accept your loss"

peace, you lose. accept it.

Also for the first part of the quote: This is a fake quote. No one has said this before.

#21 Re: Forum Games » post something someone has said on the forums once and guess the other » 2020-01-11 16:02:29

Damn, I'm on a roll.

Sadly, I have no idea who said the next quote.

#23 Re: Forum Games » post something someone has said on the forums once and guess the other » 2020-01-11 15:20:24

peace wrote:

youre not playing my game eirhgt here i did not ocnfirm that whatever youve gused abotu my quote was right

But I already knew real_tipocarlos said it, and your rules are illegible.

ShadowsEdge wrote:
someone wrote:

This is a fake quote. No one has said this before.

Hmmm... I'm betting Raphe9000 said that.

#24 Re: Forum Games » post something someone has said on the forums once and guess the other » 2020-01-11 14:30:36

You're wrong. It as already been correctly guessed. If you want me to give you a hint, I can.

#25 Re: Forum Games » post something someone has said on the forums once and guess the other » 2020-01-11 14:08:20

peace wrote:

none ha sguessed it right yet

you are just wrong. read the rules; I'm sure whoever started this game would be very disappointed in your playstyle.

Onjit wrote:

raphe got it right
but he's not in the assassination game so thats a shame

//ee.failforums.me/img/smilies/sad

Anyway:

someone wrote:

Amazing update!

Can't wait to see EEU, good luck boys //ee.failforums.me/img/smilies/smile

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